[Featuring Silkk The Shocker Fiend]

[Master P]

Ya see wenches be messy like Marvin

My homies be ballin pimp tricks eryday from L.A. to the Bay

to New Orleans the original big baby like Big Mike

Don't make me Tina Turner one of you wenches and hit you like Big Ike

UHHHH pimp shit Cadillac with the vogues

Hoes got no souls that be for flare without ya coat

Star sixty nine could get you whipped, uhh

Momma told you never mess with a, Southern bitch

I got this pimp game from my grandfather Big Daddy, he said

"Keep your fo' inches in your candy painted Caddy

Keep your cattle, all in one stable

If a wench jumps off at the mouth, keep it cool, then you play her"

Get your cash, then you creep, check a broad, enemy

Ain't no love for you freaks time to tenderize the meat

Then we, be tradin women like Eddie Murphy Tradin Places

I got, baitches cleanin my house shinin my gold, doin my shoelaces

I got, wenches runnin errands goin to stores

dressed up like twins, I mean in the same clothes

Stayin in the same house, bangin en on the same couch

Real G's in dime hats, know what, I'm talkin about

Uhh, be up playa, don't pay for the kitty kat

I mean if you bout it bout it, give her some change, then take it back

Chorus: Fiend, Silkk

How to be a playa main

You gots to be a playa mahn

(repeat 8X)

[Silkk the Shocker]

You gots to be a playa, but rule number one

in the how's to be a playa never profess to nuttin what ya done

Believe me, or should I say, believe in I spittin

See me talkin to a trick, ask me then I hit em

You never can give em no slack, cause you gots to be in it to win

Be safe and grab her hand, slap dem, cause they'll try the shit again

It's give in to they demand