She was the prom queen

He was the quarterback of the football team

And it all looked so promising

We never thought anything would happen like this

And then, all of the sudden

twenty-five years of love and devotion

down the drain

We all heard her hollerin'

For a country mile

"Cheatin' shows your complete lack of style"

Well she took out three parkin' meters

and a pedestrian's purse

the day she quit the baptist choir

and threw that Ford into reverse