I'm as fake as a wedding cake

And I'm vague and I know that I'm

Homopolitan

Pitifully predictable

Correctly political

I'm the new, I'm the new, new model

I've got nothing inside

Better in the head and in bed

At the office

I can suck and I smile

New

New

New model

I can choke and diet on coke

I'm spun and I know

That I'm stoned and rolling

Lifelike and poseable

Hopeless and disposable

I'm the new, I'm the new, new model

I've got nothing inside

Better in the head and in bed

At the office

I can suck and I smile

New

New

New model

Pitifully predictable

Correctly political

Pitifully predictable

Correctly political

Don't let them know how far you go

Or that you use your "Lovers"

Oh look, you're like a VCR

Stick something in to know

Just who you are

New

New

New model