Joe Bob was as rough as they come

And prone to blow his stack

Kenny Dean was in the suicide scene

And sneakin' behind Joe's back

Sneakin' around with Joe's girl June

She liked the boys in the band

And when they all got together on Saturday night

It was easy to understand why

They called it Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun club

There's drinking and dancing to the music of Bobby Lee and The Blackjacks

It was Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun club

If you was looking for some trouble you could find it I guarantee

Now the owner of the place was a man named Jack

And he wouldn't take talking back

He was married to a woman named Mae

She took up the slack

He knocked ya out and she'd drag ya out

And leave ya in the parking lot

And when you'd wake up in the mornin' with a busted head

You're just happy that was all you got

Come Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun club

They was drinking and dancing to the music of Bobby Lee and the Blackjacks

It was Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun club

If you was looking for some trouble you could find it I guarantee

Well the night that Joe Bob found out that Kenny Dean Was sneakin' around with June

He caught Bobby Lee in the band in the middle of an old Hank William's tune

And Bobby Lee cried out your cheatin' heart

That was just the spark it took

And when the fighting got started

Everybody took part and that whole damn building shook

Till the sheriff came out and he stopped the bout

Hauled everybody to jail

When the judge saw the blood and the chewed up ears

He turned a whiter shade of pale

He said good God ya'll what's happened here

Somebody started World War III

Kenny Dean just grinned the best he could and said

Your Honor it seems to me like it was just another

Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun club

They was drinking and dancing the music of Bobby Lee and the Blackjacks

It was Saturday night at the paradise knife and gun club

If you was looking for some trouble you could find it I guarantee

Lord if you was looking for some trouble you could find it I guarantee