Don't let's talk about Lisa, don't let's even start

Let's leave Lisa out of this one, Lisa broke my heart

Gwendolyn was splendid but her tendency to spending Spun a lttle out of control

Two nights on the town and my poor bank account

Was crawling around on the floor

And pretty young Lisa yeah she could take a piece of your heart

And lead you to the light

Lucy, Melinda, Loretta and Lucinda We could go on all night

But don't let's talk about Lisa, don't let's even start

Let's leave Lisa out of this one, Lisa broke my heart

Priscilla was a killer, meaner than godzilla

But oh what a pretty girl

And Dawn in the dawn with her pompoms on

She could twirl like a tilt-a-whirl

There's wonderful women all over the world

I've said it again and again

But she who's name must not be spoken

Has it all over all of them

Don't let's talk about Lisa, don't let's even start

Let's leave Lisa out of this one, Lisa broke my heart

You can talk about the weather, cotton or leather

And do you think the Beatles should have really gotten back together

Talk about the truth, Mantle or Ruth

Fabio, DeMaggio or John Wilkes Booth

Don't let's talk about Lisa, don't let's even start

No, no

Don't let's talk about Lisa

Please sir, Lisa broke my heart

Oh Lisa she's off limits man

Lisa broke my heart

That'll leave a mark

Lisa, Lisa, Lisa broke my heart

Talk about Hnson, Marilyn Manson

And do you think they'll ever have a show down in Branson

Talk about desire, Sosa or McGuire

And is we in the frying pan or is we in the fire

Talk about what's real and what you really feel

And how's about the mini skirts on Ally McBeal

Talk about the x-files, macaroons and mistrials

And did you ever snag your jacket pocket on a turnstile