Let's see here, uh, (301) 776-4308

This motherfucker better pick up the God damn phone this time, Jesus Christ

Thank you for calling RattPack Industries

Yes hel

Where we don't fuck with anybody

Someone will be with you momentarily

Jesus man, seriously? Jesus bro, fuck bro

Current wait time is 1 minute

Fuck man, fuckers better not have me waiting all God damn day in here-Jesus

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Y'know, it's crazy cause it's two types of motherfuckers

It's one motherfucker talking 'bout:

"Oh Logic's so slept on, he's so lowkey"

Knowing damn well this motherfucker did 135K first week

First fucking week!

Then it's other motherfuckers talking 'bout:

"Oh, Logic's blowing up, he's getting so big now. I don't want him to blow up on me. Oh, Logic's changing"

Cause he made a turnt ass mixtape!

We're going to be bumping this shit the whole summer!

The fuck?!

Current wait time is 36 minutes

36 minutes? It was just a minu-it was just one minute!

What the fuck?!

And do y'all not listen to lyrics?

He's making a whole other concept album

That's fucking insane!

This man dropped a project every year for six years

I mean, I'm not complaining though but-

Current wait time is 1 hour, 40 minutes

1 hou-WHAT THE F-?! This, this-this is gotta be hands down the fucking worst customer service of all time

You can just-I can't-

This motherfucker made a number one album!

What?

Made a mixtape after

Oh my God-

And then he's making another concept album

This is fucking bullshit

Like his first shit didn't already go Number 1?!

Nobody cares

This motherfucker's on a role!

NOBODY CARES!

This motherfucker's like butter, he's on a roll motherfucker!

Current wait time is

Okay God, thank God!

16 hours

What the? WHAT THE FUCK?!

And it's peace, love and positivity

Logic is the only rap concert you can go to

And not get shot in the face

Like this motherfucker actually loves his fans

You name it: YouTube videos, Periscope, Vlogs, Q&A's

This motherfucker does it all!

You name it, he does it! The fuck?

WHAT FUCKING RAPPER DOES THAT?!

Current wait time is

Okay?

Go fuck yourself

Go-go fuck? WHAT?!

And this motherfucker can solve up to seven Rubix Cubes in a minute

WHO THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW CAN DO THAT?!

This is ridiculous!

No one is available at this time

WHAT?! I'm gonna let this motherfucker have it!

Please leave a message after the tone

Oh, hey-hi, Logic

Hey, how's it going?

My name's Mar-Rick-

My name's Randy Mardoff

Definitely never spoken before

I was calling just to say, uh

Just wanted to wish you lots of, suc-success

And uh, maybe we can have some lunch

I don't know if this is a direct line to you

But yeah, once again this is, uh, uhm-Randy Mardoff

Never spoken before

You can call me back at any time, m'kay

Alright bye

Oh shit fuck! I didn't leave my number! I gotta fucking call back and deal with this shit again?!