Oh, hi Mr. Claus

It′s me, Logan Paul!

22 Christmases, ain't heard from you at allNow maybe cuz I′m naughty

Or maybe cuz I'm nice

Or maybe cuz I met Mrs. Claus and hit it twice

Sneaking down my chimney

Homie, that's a crime

Breaking in and entering

You just crossed the line

Got no milk and cookies here

Boy, you ain′t ready

Got a two-ton sleigh

Yeah, we call it the ′Yeti' (car engine)

And, I heard you from the North

But, I′m from Ohio (fact)

Christmas round the corner

Get your merch

Link in bio

(Uh, Logan Paul, you use your song to plug your merch?)

Yeah boy, I'm the Maverick

Why, your feelings hurt?

Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh

Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh

Yes I do in church, ooh

Yes, I put in work, Aye!

Who′s that Santa looking at?

Take your gifts, and give 'em back!

Maverick merch is where it′s at

Got the hoodie, got the hat

Who's that Santa looking at?

You should drink more milk nonfat

You should get my new backpack

Throw away that dirty sack

Did you come to mingle

Or did you come to jingle?

You know, I got that bling, oh yeah

Jingle, lingle, dingle

Holda, your reindeer on my roof, man

You messing up my shingles

They call me LP, this my holiday single

Did I mention, I was single?

I'm addictive like a Pringle

Yeah, I′m extra like some sprinkles

Educated and bilingual

Oui, je porte le merch, ooh

Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh

Yes I do in church, ooh

Yes, I put in work, Aye!

Who′s that Santa looking at?

Take your gifts, and give 'em back!

Maverick merch is where it′s at

Got the hoodie, got the hat

Who's that Santa looking at?

You should drink more milk nonfat

You should get my new backpack

Throw away that dirty sack

He sees you when you′re sleeping

Why you creeping, in my room?

He know's when you′re awake

Who invited this buffoon?

Why you shaped like a balloon?

Why your life be déjà vu?

Why your gifts be so fufu?

Why your e-mail still Yahoo!?

And your elves too!

They got shit to do

Let em live

Why you play with little kids?

Why you come around my crib?

Why your beard look a squid?

Why only one reindeer lit? (Why)

Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh

Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh

Yes I do in church, ooh

Yes, I put in work, Aye!

Who's that Santa looking at?

Take your gifts, and give 'em back!

Maverick merch is where it′s at

Got the hoodie, got the hat

Who′s that Santa looking at?

You should drink more milk nonfat

You should get my new backpack

Throw away that dirty sack

Yeah

I'm the new Santa Claus

In fact, I′m Daddy

Call me Daddy, Daddy Paul

Yeah

Merry Christmas