I only just turned 15

I'm filled with hopes and dreams

I turn my radio on and

I hear the strangest song

Chorus:

I'm afraid of Britney Spears

And Christina Aguilera

Backstreet Boys and *NSync

I don't know what to think

Ahooo, ahooo, ahooo, ahooo

It's slick the way they dress

I heard they all have fake breasts

One thing I'll do if I can is

Go on Britney's bus and get a tan

They dance like they need a cure lets

Get the number of their choreographer

They're so worried about what we'll think

They took the time to learn to lip sync

Milli Vanilli, Milli Vanilli, Milli Vanilli, Milli Vanilli

I'm afraid of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera

I'm afraid of Britney

I'm afraid of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera

I'm afraid of Britney

I'm afraid of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera

Chorus (4x):

(Ahooo (3x & 4x)) I'm afraid of Britney Spears

(Ahooo (3x & 4x)) And Christina Aguilera

(Ahooo (3x & 4x)) Backstreet Boys and *NSync

(Ahooo (3x & 4x)) I don't know what to think