Yellin′ at the loser in the mirror

Saying dude, don't take it personal

It′s gonna be another weird month I guess according to my horoscope

And some Chinese restaurant in San Fransisco

My fortune told me I'm on the wrong road

Well, life's a game, yeah, I need the cheat codes

And I hate the snow

But I think I′ll dye my hair and I′ll move to Alaska

Grab all of my money, guitar, and a jacket

Drivin' outta of town maybe wave if I pass ya

Sorry I had to move to Alaska

I think I′ll dye my hair and I'll move to Alaska

Last couple of months kinda been a disaster

Tell all my friends I′m asleep if they ask ya

Sorry I had to move to Alaska

Sorry I had to move to Alaska

Posting all these pictures on the internet

And I want someone to give a shit

Eating ice -cream in my bed

I guess the problem is that I don't even give a shit

Yeah, I could bring the vibe down from ten to zero

The world′s most pointless superhero

Just me, myself, and my stupid ego

And I hate the snow

But I think I'll dye my hair and I'll move to Alaska

Grab all of my money, guitar, and a jacket

Drivin′ outta of town maybe wave if I pass ya

Sorry I had to move to Alaska

I think I′ll dye my hair and I'll move to Alaska

Last couple of months kinda been a disaster

Tell all my friends I′m asleep if they ask ya

Sorry I had to move to Alaska

Sorry I had to move to Alaska

Sorry I had to move to Alaska

Yeah, maybe I just don't know what I got

Look at my life like a bad before shot

Stuck in myself with all the doors locked

When I just want to go

I think I′ll dye my hair and I'll move to Alaska

Grab all of my money, guitar, and a jacket

Drivin′ outta of town maybe wave if I pass ya

Sorry I had to move to Alaska

I think I'll dye my hair and I'll move to Alaska

Last couple of months kinda been a disaster

Keep tellin′ all my friends (tell all of my friends)

I′m asleep if they ask ya (I'm real)

Sorry I had to move to Alaska (na-na-na-na-na)

Sorry I had to move to Alaska

Sorry I had to move to Alaska