Ayy what dos he need

He need life insurance

Or does he need car insuranceHe uses durable batteries

He burns a lot of calories

Yeah who is it Yeah that′s right

Linguine McQueene

Hes made in factories

Hes the galleries

Hes making higher salaries

Hes made out of linguine so of course take a bite

He won't pick a fight

How bout you bite

No picky Nicky just a little sticky

You don′t need insurance

Let me slide in a reassurance

The linguine will grow back

Linguine McQueene is so fast

U can step on the gas gas gas

Now lemme put you in my class

So you can even gain some class

Lemme pass my knowledge down to all of you

Dont go runnin off to take a poo

Look at Shawn Mendes he is dreadful at dawn

Because he aint got dan ew car

He drinks at a bar and rips the tar

He has a dirty lawn and he is justa pawn

Withdraw, just made some fire bars like we always do

Call me Jjoe i mean makin dough

Look at bruno mars might as ell just cal ihm mars

Because his songs are so dry and empty

Tempt me to say

"Linguine McQueene isn't one of the best things you ever saw"

Now make a beat, DAW

Because you can make your words imaginational beat

Go with the flow, go, now don't bite your toe

As we watch you swing on a pole

That′s right, hit you with a pole

If you bite your toe

Don′t work at a company named "Dole"

I ain't dull, call me a bull

I′m going crazy with a pole

You don't call me lazy!

Talk to Jay-Z

Look crazy talking to Tracy

Hope you talking to Tracy′s lawyer

Got a lot of dollars, got a lot of scholars

Got a lot of haulers

Renovation the engine on Linguine McQueene

Looking at Lightning McQueen

He's a small bean

Even a teen, looking at a bean

Call me Dean Martin

I be fartin like I′m cartin

I be fartin like I'm Bart from the Simpsons

Look at your symptoms

I be spittin descriptions

Make your prescription along with a subscription

Buy that dang Linguini McQueene now

Please vow

Look at Shakira

She ain't know Mira

She lookin′ at a mirrior and she say

"Oh my Gggod! I be lookinhhbvg like a bat

With somda fat

And I go rata tat tdat!"

Yeah that′s right

Actually more like rdasatatouille!

You are so gooey

Take some school, don't try to act cool!

Swim in my pool or I wilfl bonk you with a tool!

Look at me racin′ this Lightning McQueene

Wait, no, it's Linguine McaQueene

I be racin′ every NasCAR ever!

Never ever shall you ever talk down to me like that again

Look at your ego, don't call mes a flamingo

I definitely ain′t your amigo

I ain't from Montego

And I ain't Rodrigfao

Look at Bob Dylan, he sbe lookin′ like a giant villain

Look at Ela John, call him Skeleton John

Because he is dwelling up with only dread in bed

Got a headache

Driving to the Odell lake for god′s sake

Go ahead and run away if you ain't gonna pay

Buy the Linguine McdaQueene now

Because if you don′t, we're gonna say earlier

We′re gonna get whacked by a pole

Look at Billie Eilish ayy ayy yuh yuh

Might as well call her Billie Eyelash yo yo yo

That is because she can't focus with her makeup listen ay

Better look, better look, better look ayy ayy

Into the sky before you gotta say bye okay okay

Don′t even move to prove yup yup

And then we gotta groove to this is fire fye fye

This is a spinning right out of our mouth uh uh uh

We be dropping the mic on our bike

And we 'boutta see the sunlight

Tick tock, check the clock!

Or you'll be going like a chicken, bock bock

Yo Selena Gomez, you better be pairing with Garmaz

Because your songs are on fire

It sounds like your voice just got ran over by a tire

And ripped from a bear!

It was so fire

Nah, just kiddin′ I′m a liar!444

But my pants ain't on fire ya hay ya

Because the fire is coming out of my mouth

I only spit bars, gold ones infact

Now lemme attack yo back

You lack a good sense of humordad x

Go fix your tumor

Justin Bieber, shut up, I′m the discussion leader

Call up Peter, ya need him! Say

Call up yo leader sad

Oh wait, that's me

You gotta pee ′cause you got stung by a bee

Look at your tee dasd

Looking like tea just spilled on it

Simply just a leader

Looking at Q-Tip

He got a crusty lip lip lip yeah

Looking at McQueene, can even ride better than him

Put on a trash bin

He got a pin

Look at his raps, they're so mean and bad

′Cause he can't rap

Yeah our lads

We call up our dads and say

"Yo!"

"Yo, dad, why you be bad uh uh ok

Look on yo pad ya

You be just a tad, bit bad ayy

Why you sad? Lets go

Why I sad?" Ayy ok

Yeah that's right

Look at the rate

I be spittin fast facts with the pacts

Yeah, I haven′t created one, you are done

Good, you hood stupid uh uhuh uh

Be smart like the dang man named Bart!

Don′t fart now nw

That is great, look at the rates

It is time to check your fates

Call me Billy Gates buh buh ubh

I am looking up that cash

I am bash, you can get closer to Nash

You loser!

I be a cruiser!

You be a user B listen

You be looking like a snoozer

You abuse her!

I like her

Eat some dirt

Or eat some pavement

Don't do the felony: enslavement! b′

Lemme make a statement, so I can make a payment

This is replacementayy

We be climbin' charts our products be so cool

Now go buy a Linguini McQueeneayy

This rap just bent yo brain ayy

It′s boutta rain

Fire!