If there was a zombie apocalypse I′d let my dog eat me

I'd start with the thighsWhere the fatty part lies

Thick thighs save lives

Quite literally this time

My flesh will taste okay

My dog will eat the pain away

′Cause the whole world is dying

And I'm tired of surviving

If there was a zombie apocalypse I'd let my dog eat me

The situations dire and my house is on fire

But at least she′d be healthy

If there was a zombie apocalypse I′d let my dog eat me

There are zombies full of lead

And my friends are all dead

But at least she'd be healthy

If there was a zombie apocalypse

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If there was a zombie apocalypse

If there was a zombie apocalypse

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(Temmie)

I wish I had more time

But there goes my spine

I′m not (I'm not) alone (alone)

Because she′s chewing my bones

My body's bleeding out

She′s eaten half my torso now

Think I'm losing my eyesight

I've been here all night

If there was a zombie apocalypse I′d let my dog eat me

The situations dire and my house is on fire

But at least she′d be healthy

If there was a zombie apocalypse I'd let my dog eat me

There are zombies full of lead

And my friends are all dead

But at least she′d be healthy

If there was a zombie apocalypse

If there was a-

If there was a-

If there was a zombie apocalypse

If there was a zombie apocalypse

(Ahh) If there was a-

If there was a-

If there was a zombie apocalypse

If there was a zombie apocalypse I'd let my dog eat me

The situations dire and my house is on fire

But at least she′d be healthy

If there was a zombie apocalypse I'd let my dog eat me (ahh)

There are zombies full of lead

And my friends are all dead

But at least she′d be healthy

(If there was a zombie apocaly...)