Kids have it over easy these days

It′s turning me into a basket case

Listen up peeps, I'm hatching a planI′m gonna eggsecute all of candy land

Every chocolate, big or small

Ash Wednesday: gotta catch 'em all

Good Friday won't be so good

I′ll crack down on every kid in the neighborhood

′Cause I'm the Eggsecutioner

I′m taking over, haven't you heard?

I don′t care if you cry and beg

What can I say? I'm just a rotten egg

′Cause I'm the Eggsecutioner

I'm the boss now, haven′t you heard?

I don′t care what you have to say

You're about to have a bad hare day

No! Put the cookie down, now!

What′s your problem, anyhow?

Somebunny call a doctor, you make me sick

Ha! Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids

I'm the champ, you′re in last place

It's not a tumor, It′s just your face

Get to the chopper, your rhymes is wack

My style is classical, I'll be back!

'Cause I′m the Eggsterminator

I′m taking over, haven't you heard?

It was ice to see you

But now I must defeat you

′Cause I'm the Eggsterminator

I′m the boss now, haven't you heard?

You′re driving me crazy

So hasta la vista, baby

You could lift all the weights in the world

But you still put the "old" in "Arnold"

You're more over the hill than a sunset

This battle is over, are we done yet?

Oooh! You got me so mad that I'm hopping

I′ll drop bigger bombs than Batman and Robin

Make the kids feel worse on Easter Day

Than the time I watched Jingle all the Way

′Cause I'm the Eggsecutioner

I′m taking over, haven't you heard?

I don′t care if you cry and beg

What can I say? I'm just a rotten egg

′Cause I'm the Eggsecutioner

I'm the boss now, haven′t you heard?

I don′t care what you have to say

You're about to have a bad hare day

Im the Don! I′m backed by russian mobsters

I'm history′s hugest monster

You'll never get past my border

That′s an eggsecutive order

I'll finally build my wall!