Feast your eyes as I share my glorious wares

They′re precious antiques, they're exquisitely rare

A magical ink sac, some ancient bambooA dish of deliciously devilish stew

Make up your mind

What fabulous find will it be

I don′t suppose you have any glorious foot wears

I've got a fishing rod, an enchanted book

An iron ingot and a tripwire hook

A hand-crafted stick and a powerful bow

A dinosaur bone and a tasty potato

Make up your mind

What fabulous find will it be

I've got a deal with destiny

A bargain with fate

This business is bound to profit me

As long as that fool takes the bait

I mean that′s all very nice, it′s all very well

But I've got those things at Rivendell

I′m hoping for something a little bit new

Those boots over there look like they could do

I've made up my mind

That fabulous find is for me

They′re just old leather, but one man's trash is another man′s treasure

They're yours

I actually meant the shinier pair

Would they be something you're willing to spare?

You know I like diamonds, you know I like gold

And teal just suits me or so I′ve been told

I′ve made up my mind that fabulous find is for me

I've got a deal with destiny

A bargain with fate

This business is bound to profit me

As long as that fool takes the bait

That sounds fair, but what about me?

I′m a generous soul, but I don't give for free

Rivendell has such a lot in its coffers

Surely, there′s something of worth you could offer

Erm, of course, I've got

The oldest wood from the tallest pine

The toughest stone from the deepest mine

The purest snow from the highest peak

The softest wool from the fluffiest sheep

Make up your mind

What fabulous find will it be

How about that robe? (Not a chance)

How about the owls? (Absolutely not)

That thing looks interesting (what thing?)

That thing in your hand, you′ve been holding it this whole time

Oh, this piece of junk, I mean, valuable treasure

Yes, that's what I want

So, do we have a deal?

Deal

I've got a deal with destiny (I′ve got a deal with destiny)

A bargain with fate

This business is bound to profit me (and it′s bound to profit me)

Now that this fool's made a deal with destiny (I′ve got a deal with destiny)

A bargain with fate

This business is bound to profit me (and I am bound)

Now that this fool took the bait