[Intro: Obie Trice]

Can we re-enact Biggie's song?

Can you shit on me? I just want you to shit on me, Obie

[Chorus: Eminem]

Hey lady, hey darling, hey baby, I'm sorry

(I don't think you really wanna be my girl)

But I can't be, your boyfriend if you toy with my mothafuckin' emotions

(Fucking with me could be dangerous)

I'll kill you, bitch I'm fucking for real, I'll make you suffer

(You never know what I may really be like in real life)

Like I suffered, if you fuck me, don't make me fall in love

(I'm the type, that might flip and get a little bit crazy)

[Verse 1: Obie Trice]

Baby I'm extra large (huge) in magnitude

And Magnums the lubrication that I use

To chose which hole on a ho I abuse

Have 'em confused, can't tell who is who

When I fuck the shit out you, then the next day (bitch)

I'll rush the shit out you off my two-way (ooh wait)

You wanna cuddle, emotional hustle up on Pocono's

Poke ya nose in and outta Obie's own

No, I'm in and out your home

And this in, and out your tone

I ain't the nigga that settles 'em down

Put 'em in nice homes and floss 'em around

I bounce 'em around, camcord the sex

And sell 'em around town, how that sound?

If I was in love with ya, now you wanna clown?

Fuck with them clowns until I pound on your crown

Bust a few rounds and the cops come and get me

Bad mouth a nigga just to convince a jury

You don't want it with me, you just horny as me

You want a nut, nothing but what it should be

[Verse 2: Eminem]

I'm internationally known baby but actually

There are few people who know how I am naturally

All you know is that I can act irrationally

When you shove a puppet up in my face on national TV

So they label me this crazed loony rap bully

But truthfully that ain't the truth and if you believe

In that shit then you'll believe anything's true

And you're too stupid to ever get to know me personally

But personally that actually works for me

Cause the last thing that I need's a string attached to me

I'm a bachelor, bitch, and I ain't in no fast fury

To run out and find a new Mrs. Mathers

Cause see, technically me and Kim ain't back fully

But we do still make booty calls occasionally

But be damned if I end up back in that pattern

And we end up back at that god damn tavern

And having another déjà vu, we seeing security

Pass my pussy around like it's Ja Rule's jewelry

I got news for you bitch, your new curfew's early

You ain't home by 2:30, [gunshot], you heard me?

[Chorus: Eminem]

Hey lady, hey darling, hey baby, I'm sorry

(I don't think you really wanna be my girl)

But I can't be, your boyfriend if you toy with my mothafuckin' emotions

(Fucking with me could be dangerous)

I'll kill you, bitch I'm fucking for real, I'll make you suffer

(You never know what I may really be like in real life)

Like I suffered, if you fuck me, don't make me fall in love

(I'm the type, that might flip and get a little bit crazy)

[Verse 3: Obie Trice]

See you looking at the life, you looking at the lights

You looking at the ice, you ain't looking at the Trice

You should look at some advice when I say he ain't nice

Despite the fact you think you the feisty type

O love to fight, I love the drama

Love when my bitch get to cussing out Yolanda (fuck you, bitch!)

Find the Obie condom on the counter

Swinging her weave, can't breathe like I can't believe!

Least I ain't deceive and try to mislead

And sell a dream just to get you on my team

I came clean to keep down the beef

Keep down my reach, you can keep all your teeth, sweety

[Verse 4: Eminem]

See what we do under the covers

Should stay between the covers

And the two of us and we ain't gotta be news coverage

On the front page cover of Us as new lovers

But this is when a bitch get to showing her true colors

Cause the truth of it, everything that I do's public

And you'd love it if you could run and tell all your friends

Guess who you just screwed

As soon as me and you've done it

And save the used rubber to show 'em the proof of it

I guess it's do unto others as you'd have 'em do unto you

But you better be careful of who you're doing it to

Cause you never know when the shoe could end up

On the other foot and it backfires on you

Cause you may think you want it

Then you want me, til you get me

Then you got me and you're fucked

'Cause you'll be stuck with me

For the rest of your life cause if I get attached to you

We'll be joined at the hip, I'll be so latched to you

You'll be walking out the house and I'll run up and tackle you

Chain your ass up to the bed and shackle you

You don't think you're leaving this house in that, do you?

Not 'til I brand my name in your ass and tattoo you

And have you walking out this bitch in turtleneck sweaters

Scarves and full leathers in 90 degree weather

Front on me? Never cause we gon' be together forever

Right, bitch? Right, bitch?

[Chorus: Eminem]

Hey lady, hey darling, hey baby, I'm sorry

(I don't think you really wanna be my girl)

But I can't be, your boyfriend if you toy with my mothafuckin' emotions

(Fucking with me could be dangerous)

I'll kill you, bitch I'm fucking for real, I'll make you suffer

(You never know what I may really be like in real life)

Like I suffered, if you fuck me, don't make me fall in love

(I'm the type, that might flip and get a little bit crazy)