Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,

everybody was stoned, even the mouse.

Man from the whore house and me from the jail,

I just settled down to get a piece of her tail.

When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter,

I tripped on my dick and busted my bladder!

I went downstairs and what did I see?!

A fat little red faget hangin' from a tree.

He stuffed the stockings with reefers and beer,

and a big fat hairy dick for the family queer.

That's the end of my story. Funny wasn't it, ya see?

One, two, three, four, Santa can suck my dick all day!