[Intro]

When I was just a little baby boy

My mama used to tell me these crazy things

She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man

She used to tell me he hated me

But, then, I got a little bit older and I realized she was the crazy one

But there was nothin' I could do or say to try to change it

'Cause that's just the way she was

[Verse 1]

They said I can't rap about bein' broke no more

They ain't say I can't rap about coke no more (Ah)

Slut, you think I won't choke no whore?

'Til the vocal cords won't work in her throat no more? (Ah)

These motherfuckers are thinkin' I'm playin'

Thinkin' I'm sayin' this shit 'cause I'm thinkin' it just to be sayin' it (Ah)

Put your hands down, bitch, I ain't gon' shoot you

I'ma pull you to this bullet and put it through you (Ah)

Shut up, slut! You're causin' too much chaos

Just bend over and take it like a slut, okay, Ma?

"Oh, now he's rapin' his own mother

Abusin' a whore, snortin' coke and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?"

You goddamn right, bitch, and now it's too late

I'm triple platinum, and tragedies happened in two states

I invented violence, you vile venomous volatile vicious

Vain Vicodin, vrin, vrin, vrin

Texas Chainsaw, left his brains all danglin' from his neck while his head barely hangs on

Blood, guts, guns, cuts

Knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts

[Pre-Chorus]

Bitch, I'ma kill you

You don't wanna fuck with me

Girls neither

You ain't nothin' but a slut to me

Bitch, I'ma kill you

You ain't got the balls to beef

We ain't gon' never stop beefin', I don't squash the beef

You better kill me

I'ma be another rapper dead for poppin' off at the mouth with shit I shouldn't have said

But when they kill me

I'm bringin' the world with me

Bitches too

You ain't nothin' but a girl to me (I said)

[Chorus]

You don't wanna fuck with Shady ('Cause why?)

'Cause Shady will fuckin' kill you (Ah, haha)

I said you don't wanna fuck with Shady (Why?)

'Cause Shady will fuckin' kill you

[Verse 2]

(Bitch, I'ma kill you) like a murder weapon

I'ma conceal you in a closet with mildew, sheets, pillows, and film you

Fuck with me, I been through Hell, shut the hell up

I'm tryna develop these pictures of the Devil to sell 'em

I ain't acid rap, but I rap on acid

Got a new blow-up doll and just had a strap-on added

Whoops, is that a subliminal hint? No

Just criminal intent to sodomize women again

Eminem offend? No, Eminem'll insult

And if you ever give in to him, you give him an impulse

To do it again, then if he does it again

You'll probably end up jumpin' out of somethin' up on the tenth (Ah)

Bitch, I'ma kill you

I ain't done, this ain't the chorus

I ain't even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest

A bloodstain is orange after you wash it

Three or four times in a tub, but that's normal, ain't it, Norman?

Serial killer hidin' murder material in a cereal box on top of your stereo

Here we go again, we're out of our medicine

Out of our minds and we want in yours, let us in

[Pre-Chorus]

Or I'ma kill you

You don't wanna fuck with me

Girls neither

You ain't nothin' but a slut to me

Bitch, I'ma kill you

You ain't got the balls to beef

We ain't gon' never stop beefin', I don't squash the beef

You better kill me

I'ma be another rapper dead for poppin' off at the mouth with shit I shouldn't have said

But when they kill me

I'm bringin' the world with me

Bitches too

You ain't nothin' but a girl to me (I said)

[Chorus]

You don't wanna fuck with Shady ('Cause why?)

'Cause Shady will fuckin' kill you (Ah, haha)

I said you don't wanna fuck with Shady (Why?)

'Cause Shady will fuckin' kill you (Haha)

[Verse 3]

Know why I say these things?

'Cause ladies' screams keep creepin' in Shady's dreams

And the way things seem, I shouldn't have to pay these shrinks

These eighty Gs a week to say the same things tweece

Twice, whatever, I hate these things

Fuck shots, I hope the weed'll outweigh these drinks

Motherfuckers want me to come on their radio shows

Just to argue with 'em 'cause their ratings stink

Fuck that

I'll choke radio announcer to bouncer

From fat bitch to all seventy thousand pounds of her

From principal to the student body and counselor

From in-school to before-school or outta school

I don't even believe in breathin'

I'm leavin' air in your lungs just to hear you keep screamin' for me to seep it

Okay, I'm ready to go play, I got the machete from O. J.​

I'm ready to make everyone's throats ache

You faggots keep eggin' me on 'til I have you at knifepoint, then you beg me to stop?

Shut up, give me your hands and feet

I said shut up when I'm talkin' to you

You hear me? Answer me

[Pre-Chorus]

Or I'ma kill you

You don't wanna fuck with me

Girls neither

You ain't nothin' but a slut to me

Bitch, I'ma kill you

You don't got the balls to beef

We ain't gon' never stop beefin', I don't squash the beef

You better kill me

I'ma be another rapper dead for poppin' off at the mouth with shit I shouldn't have said

But when they kill me

I'm bringin' the world with me

Bitches too

You ain't nothin' but a girl to me

Bitch, I'ma kill you

[Chorus]

You don't wanna fuck with Shady ('Cause why?)

'Cause Shady will fuckin' kill you (Haha)

I said you don't wanna fuck with Shady (Why not?)

'Cause Shady will fuckin' kill you

[Outro]

Hahaha

I'm just playin', ladies

You know I love you

[Produced by Dr. Dre & Mel-Man]