We interrupt this program to bring you a special report

We are looking for a man named Billy

who has just been accused for use of fake credit cards;

use of UPS trucks; and trying to sell crack

to an undercover token clerk

What is this world coming to? Well I'll tell you

Yeahhh his name is Billy

Now let me tell you about this guy right here

Bust it

A brainiac con artist to the 'T'

Able to geese you and me

Talks like a psychotic pimp, walks with a limp..

.. but he's a wimp!

Mastermind of the computer world, he lives

with his wife and a cute little girl

Now this is the story of a family

And the man of the family, huh, his name was Billy

"Yeah you know that guy named Billy

he was always conning somebody

he was always getting away with murder word"

His name was Billy!

"He tried to have Moet tossin Olde E money

I ain't tryin to have that

but let me tell you about this"

Ohhhh, Billy Billy Billy, whassup for today?

Ha ha! Tell me, did you ever find a way

to make that money real quick - well I got an idea

"So what's the idea?" Computer chip!

Here's a job, some numbers, two credit cards

We'll split it even, but here's the odds

Twenty to one, Who's Harry Crumb?

He's a big fat man which he carries a fat gun

Now Billy, a smooth operator

Sneaks out his door, a to the elevator

Gets on the sixth, and gets off on the fifth

Then heads out the building with

his little pocket knife in his hand

Show em you're a man Billy.. understand?

A few people try to mug him, crack dealers love him

Delivery boys think highly of him