[Skit: Ken Kaniff, Shaggy 2 Dope, Violent J]

Uhh...

Uhh... oh yeah

Uhh, suck it (Mmm...)

Oh, fuck yeah (...Mmm)

Oh, Shaggy

Uhh

This is why they call you '2 Dope', ain't it? (Mmm...)

Uhh, fuck yeah

Uhh, take it out, take it out

Uhh, now give something to J

Uhh, Violent J

Ooh, don't bite it, don't be violent with it, ow

Just suck it, nice and slow

Yeah... uhh

Uhh, fuck yeah

You got.. uhh, now give it back to Shaggy

He was sucking it better, uhh, now say my name

(Eminem!) Say my name

(Eminem!) What?

Oh, fuck you guys!

G-Give me my dick back! (Wha-a-a-a-a-)

Fuck you guys! (Wait, what- wait, Ken!)

If you want Eminem, you can have Eminem! (Wha-a-a-)

Fuck you guys, I'mma leaving! (No- i-e-o- no!)

No! Ken, wait! I-I- (*door slams*)

Aw, damn!

Nice going, Shaggy!