We're all alone on the stage tonight

We've been told we're not afraid of you

We know all our lines so well, ah-ha

We've said them so many times

Time and time again

Line and line again

Ooh yeah you're amazing

We think you're incredible

You say we're fantastic

But still we don't head the bill

Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow

Unbelievable

When the actor reaches his death

You know it's not for real

He just holds his breath

But he always dives too soon

Too fast to save himself

He'll never make the screen

He'll never make "The Sweeney"

Be that movie queen

He's too busy hitting the vaseline

Ooh yeah you're amazing

We think you are really cool

We'd give you a part my love

But you'd have to play the fool

Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow

Unbelievable