[Intro: Eminem]

Daddy?

[Chorus: Kids & Bizarre]

I wanna be just like you

When I grow up, yes, I do

I wanna be just like you

When I grow up, (Heh, he-he-he-he) yes, I do

I wanna be just like you (You like)

When I grow up, yes, I do

I wanna be just like you

When I grow up, yes, I do

[Verse 1: Bizarre]

You don't wanna be just like your daddy

Pimpin' hoes out here drivin' Caddies

Runnin' 'round town, fuckin' with skeezers

Shots in your ass, catchin' diseases

Son, your daddy got a foul mouth

From fuckin' bitches in they foul mouths

I can't help it, my group's D12

All we do is pop pills and stay in jail

Talkin' nasty shit, Bizarre won't stop

I'll fuck two twins, with a midget on top

A sick mind, rapin' an old lady

Knowin' damn well Bizarre shouldn't have a baby

All I can teach you, learn how to mack

Smoke crack, smack a bitch when she talk back

Matter of fact, smack your sister, she's a slut

Don't you realize Bizarre don't give a fuck? (Ha-ha-ha-ha)

[Chorus: Kids]

I wanna be just like you

When I grow up, yes, I do

I wanna be just like you

When I grow up, yes, I do

I wanna be just like you

When I grow up, yes, I do

I wanna be just like you

When I grow up, yes, I do

[Verse 2: Bizarre]

Don't go to school, become a Catholic priest

Sell crack to your Auntie Denise

If Auntie Denise is short forty cent

Make her get on the ground and **** some more ****

Nas is gon' probably hate me

When Mos Def hear this, he probably gon' suffocate me

"Why they let Bizarre rap on Hi-Tek track?

All he gon' do is talk about hoes and smoking crack"

If your wife is pregnant, I call her a whore

Leave her no money and go out on tour

Nah-hah, I'm playing, leave her something:

A pack of hot dogs and a fucking dirty muffin

You're my son, I'm trying to teach you something

You're ***** years old? It's time to start fucking

You know, daddy won't give you the wrong advice

Smoke weed and listen to Obie Trice (Ha-ha!)

[Chorus: Kids & Bizarre]

I wanna be just like you

When I grow up, yes, I do

I wanna be just like you

When I grow up, yes, I do

I wanna be just like you

When I grow up, yes, I do

I wanna be just like you

When I grow up, yes, I do (Ha-ha-ha-ha!)

[Chorus: Kids]

I wanna be just like you

When I grow up, yes, I do

I wanna be just like you

When I grow up, yes, I do

I wanna be just like you

When I grow up, yes, I do

I wanna be just like you

When I grow up, yes, I do

[Outro: Bizarre]

All I can tell you how to do is pop pills and stay high

And tell a bitch to suck a dick

A-ha! I'm a parent, yeah-yeah!

A motherfuckin' role model

Hi-Tek