Samanthy

(What?)

What you doing?

(What am I'm doing, um, playing with my friend Samantha)

Oh, what are you doing -- Samantha!?

(Samantha S.)

Oh ok, what are you guys doing?

(We're playing with sidewalk chalk)

Oh really?

(Mmhmm)

Alotta people been talking about you, Samantha

(What they say?)

They said they like The Family Song a lot, they like your rap on there

Any you know what else they been saying?

(What?)

They say they wanna hear more of you

(Me?)

You think you could bust a rap real quick?

(Yup!)

Ok that sounds good

Yo Samantha I heard that they like your flow

And when you're rapping on stage, you steal the show

Why don't you bust it one time with your funky rhyme

And show them that your rap skills truly shine

I'm a young boriqua busting a rhyme

I'm like Mary Kate and Ashley, I'm one of a kind

If you say "Who the heck is that?"

I say "Who the heck are you?"

I wanna be wishing you could do what I do

I'm bilingual, I hope you can understand my flow

Te quiero mucho dame un beso

Or if you're an alien from around the way

Zada zee zada zoo zada zay

And to all the nice people here on Earth

You're diamonds to me cause that's what you're worth

And to all the mean people across the land

Talk to the hand cause you just don't understand

Yo Samantha I heard that they like your flow

And that you're crazy live from your head to toe

Why don't you bust it two times with your funky rhyme

And tell them all how you like to spend your time

I like to play with Barbie and Polly Pocket

I watch the adventures of Ash and Team Rocket

Bike rides and rollerblades and that's what I do

Because I have more energy than Pikachu

But most of all I like to chill with those I love

I love my family more than the stars above

More than a million trips to the sun and back

More than a million galaxies and that's a fact

And my animals you see are my friends to me

That's Shihtzu, Stinky, Fisher, and Lollie

And together we love the world far and wide

Cause anything's possible if it's in your mind

Alright Samantha, you came correct

But it's getting late and it's time to jet

Alright daddy, I know it's time to go

But I wanna say peace to all the Juggalos!

And to let them know that when life gets tough

Just think about candy and all the good stuff

But to keep your true friends as close as you can

They're more important than all the candy in the land