ooh tose legs so hideous no womans never gonna wanna live with it , you shakin' that thing like who's the itch,

when its gotta be an itty bitty itch.

you like to dance like Elma fud when you talk about man

and you just a dud,

give it up cause you'll never be freaky.

livin la vida loca

he had breath like a skunk, skunk, skunk

hair on his butt, butt, butt

baby give it up, up, up. don't wanna sing it again.

(repeat1)

it ain't that long, put away that don