Gallant and Righteous, Eloquent and Gorgeous

Oblivious to Reality as the Years unfold

You won't ever lose your version of the truth

If it's a fairytale you want, it's a fairytale you'll get

Once upon a time you stood me up

That's twice upon a time you let me down

I wait all day in a sparkling gown

With my hair up, my make-up, and my tinfoil crown

'Cause I heard my Prince Charming's making rounds

And I know someday he'll come but today must not be the day

Prince Charming called in sick again

Turned down his knightly duties tonight

Prince Charming called in sick again

Turns out he's sleeping at Beauty's tonight

Gruesome and Relentless, Egocentric Grump

Oppressive and Regretful and the Years have come and gone

Dishonest and unfaithful, kiss your lies goodbye

If it's a fairytale you want, in a fairytale you'll stay

Prince Charming called in sick again

Turned down his knightly duties tonight

Prince Charming called in sick again

Turns out, he's sleeping at Beauty's tonight

Once upon a time you stood me up

I shouldn't ever let you let me down