They want an overhead projector

And a las vegas chorus

Video collage and a bad guitarist

There is nothing here

You would need that hymnal for

Children leave your brains

At the sanctuary door

So we dumb this down

Dumb this down

We're creating monsters

Creed and kyrie

They don't know how to say

Take it over sixty minutes

You can't make 'em stay

We have an opportunity

To rise to the occasion

But we'd rather have capacity

Than a congregation

So we dumb this down

Dumb this down

We're creating monsters