If you′re havin' trouble with the high school head

He′s givin' you the blues

You wanna graduate but not in his bedHere's what you gotta do

Pick up the phone

I′m always home

Call me anytime

Just ring three-six-two-four, three-five-oh

I lead a life of crime

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds and they′re done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap, there ya go

If you′ve got a lady and you want her gone

But you ain't got the guts

She keeps on naggin′ at you night and day

Enough to drive you nuts

Pick up the phone

Leave him alone

It's time you made a stand

For a fee I′m happy to play

Your night time plan

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds yeah, done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds and they′re done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds and they′re done dirt cheap

Done dirt cheap

Done dirt cheap

Done dirt cheap, huh

Done dirt cheap