I know what you want

And I know what you need

But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah

'Cuz I'm and idiot and I'm your boyfriend yeah

I'm gonna take you out

Leave my wallet home

And then I'll use your cell phone baby, long distance

And I'm your boyfriend

Baby I know I'm a man who's made mistakes

I still got some learnin' to do

I made out with your best friend the other day

And now we're best friends too, yeah

And I know what you want

I know what you need

But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah

'Cuz I'm and idiot and I'm your boyfriend yeah

And I'm gonna get you a gift

But its something I like too

I hope you like this Norelco Beard Trimmer

It has my name on it, and I'm your boyfriend

Yes, I am

Be-bebebebebe yeah dadadadadadada dadadadadadadadada

I'll get real drunk and call my baby up at four o clock in the morning

Wake you up

(Jimmy talking)

Pick up the phone, come on, now look,

let's get in my dad's SUV,

we'll go over to my house, my crib, my pad,

I'll tell my mom to go to sleep,

and then we'll have the living room all to ourselves you see,

I'll put on some great DVD's I picked up,

how about like something like The Matrix?

I can turn that boom-box up,

and make the bass snap a dime on my mom's couch, yeah, hey baby,

you like fine cooking? 'Cuz you know what,

I got Swanson's dinner in the freezer with your name on it,

check it out….yeah

I got a permanent wave, yeah

I got a ogle-b home purse baby

Uh, I honk the horn,

can you honk the horn

can you honk the horn

let me hear ya honk it

Come on

Let me hear you say Uh Uh…yeah

Let me hear you say Uh Uh Uh…yeah

Let me hear you say UH UH…yeah

Let me hear you say (Jimmy moans)