Merry Christmas

by Jimmie G

What should I give you for Christmas this year?

A sweater or some gloves or a bottle of beer

A cd, a silverspoon, or a tube with nair

Tell me what should I give you for Christmas this year

Tell me what should I give you for Christmas this year

A car or a jar or a pair of white socks

A bar, a guitar or 5000 bucks

An apple, a pear or a bear with a snare

Tell me what should I give you for Christmas this year

Tell me what should I give you for Christmas this year

How 'bout a pair of new jeans

Or a trip to New Orleans

A can full of candy, a table or a chair

A bottle of brandy or Tony Blair

Condoms or tie or a lock of my hair

Tell me what should I give you for Christmas this year

Tell me what should I give you for Christmas this year

Well what did you open, and what was it's size?

It was a song, cause this year you've been nice

Not a cute puppy, and not a teddy bear

Buta merry Christmas and a happy new year

Yes a merry Christmas and a happy new year

From all of us to all of you... a very, merry Christmas