Song parody-- Johnny & Sher singing "I hide you babe."

(Parody of Sonny & Cher singing "I got you babe")

[Johnny (Ashcroft) & Sher (Cher) singing "I hide you babe"]

C: Though you ain't young you oughta know

C: the sight of me won't always make things grow

J: I ain't so old to think that's true

J: that's why I want those curtains over you

J: Babe... I hide you babe. I hide you babe

C: You hid my boobs but folks lament

C: that lots of bucks on curtains you have spent

J: I must admit I have spent a lot

J: to keep the press from seein' what you got

J: Babe... I hide you babe. I hide you babe

C: I make men remember Spring

J: It's not right to show your things

C: My shape is full and firm and round

J: You make geezers' pulses pound.

C: You ought to want to get a long

J: 'cause lusting after justice can't be wrong

C: So put your little hand in mine

C: And tell the world my naked bust is fine

J: Babe... I hide you babe. I hide you babe.

C: I want you to show my glands, I want you to understand

J: though you're a part of history, you show us things we shouldn't see

C: John, if you'd just hold me tight, surely you would see the light

J: You're Justice, babe, and I'm your beau, I just can't let your bosom show

J: I'll hide you, babe