I've been goin' out with a girl

Her name is Julie

But last night she said to me

when we were watching telly

(this is what she said)

She said listen John I love you

But there's this bloke I fancey

I don't want to two time you

So it's the end for you and me

Whos this bloke I asked her

goooooordan she replied

Not THAT puff I said dissmaid

yes but hes no puff she cried - hes more a man than youll ever be

Here we go two three four

I was so upset that i cried all the way to the chip shop

When I came out there was Gordan standing at the bus stop

And guess who was with him

Yeah Julie- and they were both laughing at me

ah, she is cruel and heartless

two-pack made for Gordan

Just coz hes beta looking than me

just coz hes cool and trendy

but I know hes a moran , Gordan is a moran

Gordan is a moran, Gordan is