Yeah man this songs called big simpin′

It's kind of like big pimpin′

But the opposite of that, JG talk to em'This ones for all my dogs out their

Named like Cody

Just cause you don't ride around to YoungBoy

Never Broke Again dog, that′s cool

Stay true to yourself

Respect your women

R-E-S-P-svee-T

Were about to snap on em′ one time

You ready? let's go, yeah

Ay slide Friday night dog

You know what′s goin on

Got Hank Jr. playing and my Wranglers on

I work hard on a farm dog I never quit

Only take it easy I know is Travis Tritt

So don't gas me up if the fuel ain′t diesel

My paint stay wet like it's on an easel

And I fire it up and I head towards town

Them stars and bars ain′t never goin down

Whoa whoa whoa man, let me explain

You know I fly that for heritage dog, not hate

And I just washed the truck

Cause I stay so clean

And I stay way up, so high crazy

Just put the lift kit on my new baby

The weathers so nice

The wind blowing south

I got my arm out the door

And longcut in my mouth

How could anybody really ask for more?

My God, and my gun, imma country boy

And so I called up my girl

Her name was Shirley

Said hey baby I'm on my way

I'll be their early

I knew she was the one man

I knew I wanted more

I was a senior and she was a sophomore

It′s not against the law

Man don′t even start

We were two years apart

And we were dating

I ain't tryna catch no charge for statutory

Pull up to the house and I knock on the door

I say hi to her dad, talkin football scores

And then Shirley appeared right there in the hall

I say hey darling, you lookin quite nice

Are you hungry?

We can go out on to eat

You pick the spot, it′ll be my treat

And then I named like 10 places

All 10 she said no, but I don't get mad

I don′t get mad

If you wanna good girl

Take the good with the bad

Then like twenty minutes later

I know where I wanna go

Let's go to Apple Bees

And we head there and roll

We pull up to the spot in the parkin lot

And then I got the door for her

Then I got the door again

Cause my mama raised me up a gentleman

We walked in and then I pulled out her chair

And at the table that′s when I noticed her hair

I said your haircut looks good

I really like the color

The length is nice

It'll be great for the summer

She thought I would notice

Wouldn't make that mistake

But said hey it looks so so great

How was your day? mine was ok

What you wanna eat?

It don′t matter to me

Do you maybe wanna split that 2 for 20?

That′s a good idea and a good deal too

We can get an appetizer

And them cheese sticks too

I said hey Shirley that sounds good to me

And five cheese sticks came

Like Curry had to give her three

We got our plates and then we chowed on down

And then the waiter he finally came back around

And said how are you guys? anything else ya need?

I said no sir, just a check please

We're ready to go and I picked up the tab

Boy you already know

Boy boy boy boy boy you already know

And when the stars come out

We headin′ down to the lake

I know a shortcut down a road that's not paved

And said baby there ain′t nothin I'd rather do

Than spent all my time, doing nothin with you

So we get to the spot

Sun goin down around nine

I grab the fishing poles

And we cast in our lines

And I look to the skies

Hoping for a bite

And say the only prettier stars I′ve seen

Are the ones in your eyes

She said aw you are so sweet

I said Shirley you are the only girl that I need

And I grab her by the hand

Say imma marry you as fast as I can

As fast as I can, like a little ginger bread man

She said are you sure that's what you wanna do?

I said yeah I'm sure

I wanna build us a house and start a family too

And I′ll get a good job

And you can be a stay at home mom

And we can have it all

And you already know imma coach baseball

And you can be the hot mom that brings the snacks

And we can settle on down and relax

And we will live a simple life

With lots of crying and laughter

The only ending I want for us is

"And they lived happily ever after"

After, hashtag notebook three

Fairy tales, fairy tales

Fairy tales, big simpin′

We bout that big simpin'