I am a cow so I eat grass.

But i'm so fat I can't move my ass

As time ticks by

Still I try

No place for carrots in my diet

On my own here I go

I'm having trouble trying to sleep

I guess I should'nt have ate the sheep

As men walk by

I try not not to cry

My boyfriend dumped me the other day

On my own here I go

(repeat 1st verse)