I met this honey named Yolanda

You would not believe the things that I told her

She had potential so I thought that I would mold her

(Break it down son)

You would usually see me and her around town

She had this way that was so sexy

Everytime I think about it makes me woozy

And her (?enem?) was just so nice and juicy

Plus a mind that you would not believe

No tricks up her sleeve

So we dated like Janet Jackson, we waited

A while and waited and waited

I started to wonder would I ever get in it

Finally the invitation was extended

With that I said "Mi casa es su casa"

Meet me at my pad tomorow-about six o'clock

No question-the next day, we kissin' and caressin'

Before long, we starts to undress and

With that I pulls out my pack of hats

She looks me dead in the eye and says "What's that?"

I said "Don't tell me you don't know what condoms is for"

She says "Yeah, but the average nigga'll love to hit it raw"

And I said

I'm not your average nigga

No I'm not your average nigga

You can't get me, I'm not your average nigga

I'm not your average nigga

Girlfriend, I'm not your average nigga

No, no I'm not your average nigga

(Yo Ru! Yo these honeys be on some shit for real. Yo tell me about the

other honey you was kickin' it to)

I met this honey named Tamika

My intentions was more than just to freak her

Since I'm gone I thought that I would teach her

(Where'd you meet her at, black?)

At The Tunnel so you know it didn't happen like that

I got her name and her number

I said "Girlfriend, I just wonder,

Could you c