She said: "Sir, do you need the instruction manual?"

"Well, no, Ma'am: there's no job I can't handle."

Don't matter to me if it's high or low tech,

I'm either ways: all hands on deck.

I'm a hands on man: I like to touch it:

I'm a hands on man: I like to feel; love it.

Let my fingers linger on it just as long as I can,

You gonna love me: I'm a hands on man.

Now let's looka here an' see what we got:

Is it runnin' too cold or runnin' too hot?

Well, let me tinker with this a little an' fiddle with that:

I'll have this baby purrin' in nothin' flat.

I'm a hands on man: I like to touch it:

I'm a hands on man: I like to feel; love it.

Let my fingers linger on it just as long as I can,

You gonna love me: I'm a hands on man.

Well, if it needs adjustin', I'll adjust it just right.

Well, you can call me up, Ma'am: mornin' noon an' night.

If somethin' needs tightenin', or somethin' needs loosenin',

Well, I got all the tools an' I know how to use 'em:

I'm a hands on man: I like to touch it:

I'm a hands on man: I like to feel; love it.

Let my fingers linger on it just as long as I can,

You gonna love me: I'm a hands on man.

I'm a hands on man: I likes to touch it:

I'm a hands on man: I like to feel; love it.

Let my fingers linger on it just as long as I can,

You gonna love me: I'm a hands on man.

Aw, I like to touch it;

Hmm, mm, I love to feel it, love it.

You know, I'm a certified, qualified technician.