I′m a patient man

But there's one thing I′ve been waiting for

My whole god-damn lifeMy eyes are aching man

But I can't blink, just in case it falls

When I close my eyes

I know I should let go

But there's a part of me that still hopes it can do it

But every time it gets close

It double bounces off of both walls

I′m still waiting for the DVD logo

To hit the corner of my TV

The little baby′s driving me loco

Who knew a graphic could be cheeky?

It's just teasing me

My eyeballs are now crispy to the touch

(I can touch my own eyeballs, is that normal?)

Waiting for the DVD logo

To hit the corner of my TV

I′m not a mad man

I do not spend my time exclusively

Watching my TV

I've got a webcam

So I can check on it remotedly and discreetly

It′s taken over my life

My wife divorced me

And she took all eight of our kids

I missed the birth of my child

But I just know it would be worth it not to miss

When the cheeky little DVD logo

Hits the corner of my TV

Did you see that one?

Oh heck it, that was so close

I trained one eyeball to be lazy

So I can multi see

My eyeballs are so crispy to the touch

(No amount of liquid can rehydrate them)

I need the DVD logo

To hit the corner of my TV

Sometimes I wonder what will happen when it hits

Will the world stand still or fold into a dream?

Will the DVD logo come to life

And hold me like I held my wife?

I need the DVD logo

To hit the corner of my TV

I'm tired of this permanent prologue

Let me handle what I can see

I can nearly reach

Oh baby, I can feel it

Something′s reeling into me

So baby just keep being, don't police your energy