now somewhere, somewhere, see now somewhere,

somewhere,

see now somewhere, oh lord somewhere, somewhere,

somewhere, somewhere

somewhere in the black mountain hills of dakota

there lives, lived a young boy named rocky, rocky

raccoon

and one day his ol' woman ran off with another guy

that hit young Rocky in the eye, and rocky didn't

like that

said I'm gonna get that boy

so one day he walked into town

and then he booked himself a room over at the

local saloon

now rocky raccoon checked into his room

only to find gideon's bible

rocky had come equipped with a gun

to shoot off the legs of his rival (his rival was

jason v)

and his rival it seemed he had broken rocky's

dreams

by stealing the girl of his fancy

her name was Magil but she called herself lil

but everyone knew her as nancy

now she and her man who had called himself dan

well they were in the next room over at the hoe

down

and rocky burst in and he was grinnin a rocky grin

and he said danny boy this, this is a showdown

but daniel was hot, he drew first and shot

and rocky collapsed in the corner

well the doctor came in and he was stinking of

little gin

and proceeded to lie on the table, up on the table

he said rocky you met your match

and rock says, no doc it's only a scratch

and i'll be better, i'll be better doc as soon as

i am able

now rocky raccoon shed back into his room

only to find gideon's bible

but gideon checked out but he left it no doubt

to help with good rocky's revival

oh rocky (mumbles)

and that is the story of rocky

that is the story of rocky

come on rocky

he could have been a goat boy

he could have been a rat bastard

oh rocky two times gonna play a little faster

well that's the story of rocky the goat rat

bastard raccoon