I just want my fucking house back

Free me from this football hell

And my kitchen is full of snacks

All i want is a place to smoke my crack

Without having to hide from the public

Always sneaking off in the back

Yea, all i want is a place to park my car

Without having to use the street

To wanna keep it safe in my garage

Yea all i want is a place that i can hide in

Where i can open up my slip and slide

Where i can run, where i can take a dive

Cuz i am home

Is where my heart is

Yea home is where i belong

Yea home is the best place to take a seat

Home cooked meal is what i wanna eat

On my own place mat

I just want my fucking house back

I just want my fucking house back

With time to rest my dogs

And plenty more time to find the cat

All i want is a day to do the laundry

But that's a bit of a quandary

Cuz i gots no house to help me

Yea all i want is a place to keep things quiet

So i can play scrabble in the nude

Don't knock it untill you've tried it

Yea all i want is a chance to scratch the floor

Cuz i could rearrange my furniture

In hopes to block the door

Cuz i be home

Is where my heart is

Home is where i belong

Home is the best place to take a nap

Only place on earth that feels safe to crap

Home is what i want and that's a fact

I just want my fucking house back