i keep a good luck charm

tucked under my arm

cause she told me to

a little soft and round

like a penny found

she said keep an eye on you

in case i try and do

something stupid

she's a little bit of life

a paragraph, a point of view, a messenger

she's reading middle sex

and i'm on salinger

so it may come as no surprise

why i'm the perfect guy for her

she's mine

loves her wine

and fine dining

that's right, she's mine

she's so fine

and loves fine dining

when i'm in the shower

i take about an hour

and i think of her

girl, i'm a dirty boy

with the bathtime toys

the fog rolls in and it's ships ahoy

i pretend i'm her gilligan

and she's marry anne and ginger combined

well my honey's so funny

she's money

she never means to undermind

she knows i love my job

but i love her more

so it makes no difference

either long distance

or over time

she's mine

she loves her wine

and fine dining

she's so sweet

oh so petite

oh so completely entertaining, oh

she holds my hand

we love to dance

oh so romancing, oh

she is mine

we pretend our friend is a minister

he wears a cap and gown

and he pulls a crowd

and he walks us down

the aisles to where we say our vows

we say our vows, we say our vows

and pray

considering her space and her miles from graceland

hook me up

i need a strong soy latte

make it grande

and wake me from my nightmares

and keep me safe when she's not there

don't call me crazy

because she's mine

she loves her wine

and fine dining

she holds my hand

and takes the chance

at sweet romance

and also disco dancing

oh see she's mine

she loves her wine

fine dining

yes, she's mine oh mine

lover her wine sometime

yes, she's fine oh fine darling

let's make out