Cause I am the shogun

The actual shogun

I live my rankLife, but you have yourself to thank

Oh I am a rodent

I′ll be gone in a moment

To scrounge for scraps of food

From your various mood swings

Pull Joan of arcs cord

She was on fire for the lord

She died at nineteen

Without making a scene

My standards have lapsed

Bystanders collapsed

Come and sit on my lap

We have time for a nap

We divided our focus

Confused love for hocus pocus

I wrote you by mistake

I am a faker, fuck her or hate her

You wrote a new book

To teach me how to cook

I didn't take a second look

I ate as much as it took

We′re going to hell

Strapped to the liberty bell

In a gravity well

We've cracked, why can you tell?

Some will be in marriage

Birth pains, without the carriage

There's two in one bed

One′s gone the mother is left

I sit here and wait

And you break the date

Just like I would

Honey, are you happy?

In the garden of Eden

Alone and bleeding

No need to cover up

In here it′s just us

A sleek presentation

Designed to fool a nation

The salesmen were so dull

They made no cents at all

We're driving on fumes

To the waiting rooms

Doctor and patient

Both are mutations

I′m a canon ball

With no balls at all

I'm an auto-cannibal

Do you take me for a fool?

Don′t

I am an agent

A chemical agent

You are so flagrant

You dress like a vagrant

So what's your excuse

Boy, for singing the blues?

Oh can you excuse

Me

For being so choosy

What′s your excuse?

Honey, what's your excuse?

Master and servant

Overlap at this circus

Oh I am a shogun

An actual showman

But I'd rather hear from you

Just once

Just once

Just once