[Intro: Seven Up]

(The Aphilliates, nigga, pay attention)

Yo, yo, yo

What's up, what's the deal?

(Trap-A-Holics)

It's your boy, Seven Up, man

You already know if it's up, then it's stuck, and all that

But you already know how it is, man

Shout out to Nicki Minaj, man

I just wanted to share, man, you already know

Free makeup, mixtapes, and all that, you know how we give it up

Got me yellin' on a plane, man, listen up, man

(Holiday Season)

[Verse 1 (False Start): Nicki Minaj]

Uh-huh, uh-huh, yo, ayo

I was on the plane with Dwayne

You can call me Whitley, I go to Hillman

Listen, I'm the baddest in the school, the baddest in the game

Excuse me, honey, but nobody's in my lane

When you was in New York, you was fuckin' a Yankee

I was fuckin' with base, I was pitchin' to Franky

These bitches so cranky, get 'em a hanky

M-mommy, I'm cold, gimme my bla-

[DJ Drop: Nicki Minaj & DJ Holiday]

Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah!

Okay, okay, woah, woah, Holiday

Wait, hold on, hold on, Holiday!

You can't give it to 'em dry like that

You gotta get that shit wet first, nigga

Like, come on now!

You gotta prep them for shit like that (I got you!)

They can't just get that shit right off the top

Like, you gotta bring that shit back

Bring that shit the fuck back! (Let's go! Holiday Season, ayy!)

I think we got y'all's attention now, right?

(Holiday Season)

Nicki Minaj, DJ Holiday, (Holiday Season, nigga) Mizay Entertainment

Shouts out Trap-A-Holics (Trap-A-Holics, biatch), we run this!

Let's go, Nicki!

[Verse 2: Nicki Minaj]

Uh-huh, uh-huh, yo, ayo

I was on the plane with Dwayne

You can call me Whitley, I go to Hillman

Listen, I'm the baddest in the school, the baddest in the game

Excuse me, honey, but nobody's in my lane

When you was in New York, you was fuckin' a Yankee

I was fuckin' with base, I was pitchin' to Franky

These bitches so cranky, get 'em a hanky

M-mommy, I'm cold, gimme my blankie

Flyer than a kite, I get higher than Rapunzel

Keep the Snow White, I could buy it by the bundle

Step your cookies up 'fore they crumble

Don't be actin' like the Cardinals and gon' fumble (Fumble)

'Cause I'm a Steeler, fresh up out the dealer

All the dope boys gon' feel her

Flow so sick I need a healer

Fuck is my MAC concealer?

I be out in Queens on the back of four-

Whee-whee-whee-whee-whee-whee-wheelers, I'm a big deal

That's why I get more head than a pigtail

Put some ranch out, I’m gettin' the munchies

I think I'll have a rap bitch for my entrée

'Cause they be thinking they can spit, spit-shine my shoes

You know I keep a bad bitch, let me sign your boobs

I'm the only thing hoppin', like a kangaroo

I mean the only thing poppin', like a can of brew

Listen, you should buy a sixteen, 'cause I write it good

That 808 woof-woof, 'cause I ride it good

And bitches can't find they man, 'cause I ride it good

I'm the wolf, where is Little Red-a Riding Hood?

[Chorus: Nicki Minaj]

Now, if you see a itty bitty piggy in the market

Give that bitch a quarter and a car, tell her, "Park it"

I'on fuck with pigs, like "as-salamu alaykum"

I put 'em in a field, I let Oscar Mayer bake 'em

And if you see a itty bitty piggy in the market

Give that bitch a quarter and a car, tell her, "Park it"

I'on fuck with pigs, like "as-salamu alaykum"

I put 'em in a field and I let Oscar Mayer bake 'em, bitches, kyuh

(Holiday Season!)

[Interlude: Nicki Minaj]

Wow

It's like I just single-handedly annihilated, you know, every rap bitch in the building

It's like, it's like, I'm Nicki Minaj, Nicki Lewinsky, Nicki the Ninja, Nicki the Boss, Nicki the Harajuku Barbie

Like, I mean, I don't even know why you girls bother at this point

Like, give it up! It's me!

I win! You lose! Hahahahahahaha

Oh, shit! Hahaha, yo

[Bridge: Nicki Minaj]

I'm a bad bitch, I'm a, I'm a bad bitch

I'm a bad bitch, I'm a, I'm a bad bitch

Now, I'm a bad bitch, I'm a, I'm a bad bitch

Hehe, I'm a bad bitch, I'm a, I'm a bad bitch

[Outro: Nicki Minaj]

Hahahahahaha

I told you, I told you before

I told you y'all was gonna have to pick my fruit out

Now listen, in addition to pickin' my fruit out

I want y'all to start going to the boutiques

Y'knahmsayin, get some, get some, get some crazy shit for me

I want, I want, you know, leopard-skin, and, you know?

I want, I want all that crazy lizard-skin shit, like, you know?

Make sure you...

You can be my personal shopper!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Ayo!

Woo

Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh