[Intro: Eminem]

La-la-la-la-la, la

La-la-la-la, la

La-la-la-la-la, la

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

[Verse 1: Eminem]

It's shit like this I kick to these rich white kids

Who just might see how fucked up their sick life is

Oops, I did it again, didn't I? My shit's

Harder to figure out than what Britney's tit size is

Ooh, I probably pissed you off again, didn't I, bitch? (So what?)

You and Christina Gaguilera, kiss my grits

You know how many shits I give? I wish I did

So I can quit giving these twisted little kids ideas

This just in: Britney just dissed Justin

She just fucked Ben, got tit-fucked and dick-sucked him

If Affleck can get his ass licked, how come I can't?

Shit, goddamn, bitch, I'm rich, I can't understand this

Are those pictures I made of us together on the internet

As close as I'm ever gonna get to hitting it from the back?

And shit, when it comes to that, I hit harder from the back

Than Everlast when he's plugging Lethal in his fucking ass

Just give me one more chance, Britney, hit me one more time

Let me know what's on your mind, Whitney, give me one more line

To sniff, you fuckers know what time it is

Fuck your jewelry, my record's almost diamond, biatch!

(Yah-yah-yah-yah!)

[Chorus: Eminem & Dr. Dre]

What's going on in the world today?

People fighting, feuding, looting, it's okay

Let it go, let it flow, let the good times roll

Tell 'em, Dre! (It ain't nuttin' but music)

What's going on in the world today?

People fighting, feuding, looting, it's okay

Let it go, let it flow, let the good times roll

Tell 'em, Dre! (It ain't nuttin' but music)

[Verse 2: Bizarre]

Eminem doesn't like N'Sync, well I do

So fuck him, and the Backstreet Boys too (Yeah, I said it)

Whatever happened to the cast of Diff'rent Strokes?

Gary's broke, Todd's snorting coke, and Dana overdosed (Aw!)

I got two little boys with me

Michael Jackson sent two helicopters to get me (Hee-hee!)

I'm up early with my hair curly

Me and Mr. Furley, fucking Laverne and Shirley

[Verse 3: Kuniva]

A lot of rappers are living in la-la land

That's why I let my dogs out on the Baha Men

As bad as a life I had, I'm not mad

And I don't need to be a Jackass to beat up my dad

My whole family's country, my grandmother's old-fashioned

And she keeps asking me why I rap with a honkey

But granny, I'm a flunky, I could be a junkie

I could be hanging with the hoochies out at the club scene

[Bridge: Kon Artis]

To all the independent women in the house! (House!)

Show us your tits and shut your motherfucking mouth! (What?!)

[Verse 4: Proof & Eminem]

Robert Downey, Bobby Brownie

Whitney Houston, the shit she's using

Jesse Jackson, reverend scandal

Got George Michael's, Tevin Campbell's

Pee Wee Herman's, peep show places

Public restrooms, beat those cases! (Yah-yah-yah-yah!)

[Chorus: Eminem & Dr. Dre]

What's going on in the world today?

People fighting, feuding, looting, it's okay

Let it go, let it flow, let the good times roll

Tell 'em, Dre! (It ain't nuttin' but music)

What's going on in the world today?

People fighting, feuding, looting, it's okay

Let it go, let it flow, let the good times roll

Tell 'em, Dre! (It ain't nuttin' but music)

[Verse 5: Swifty McVay & Kon Artis]

Your mom and dad probably mad at us (For what?)

We done turned their kids into little body snatchers (Ha)

Ain't like where I'm from (Uh-huh), we don't bite our tongue (Yeah)

Are you sure you want niggas 21 to carry guns?

It's sad, but I'm glad that I'm made to rhyme

Where you work, you ain't getting paid for that overtime (Damn!)

It's only music, media know it but they blind (That's right)

I ain't in y'all life, so stay they hell up outta mine! (Nigga)

Y'all the reason why Princess Diana ended up dying

If you people get offended, I don't care (Stop crying!)

Trying to get us to leave, 'cause what we say just ain't clean (Uh-uh)

But holding back on what I say just ain't me

[Verse 6: Kon Artis & Eminem]

Now what's these parents all mad for? "Your music is bad for 'em!"

For teenage kids that drink more than Ted Danson in Cheers

Carson drink beers

We all fart and piss and cuss out our bitch (Shut up!)

Broke or rich, I still do that same old shit

I don't jump in front of a camera and change no shit

So when they ask me about my sarcasticness

I just slap 'em (Ah!), turn around and ask them this (Yah-yah-yah-yah!)

[Chorus: Eminem & Dr. Dre]

What's going on in the world today?

People fighting, feuding, looting, it's okay

Let it go, let it flow, let the good times roll

Tell 'em, Dre! (It ain't nuttin' but music)

What's going on in the world today?

People fighting, feuding, looting, it's okay

Let it go, let it flow, let the good times roll

Tell 'em, Dre! (It ain't nuttin' but music)

[Outro: Eminem (& Kuniva)]

La-la-la-la, la

La-la-la-la-la, la

La-la-la-la, la

La-la-la-la-la, la

Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh

Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh

(Look out for the D12 R&B album coming out soon

Straight R&B, straight R&B, straight R&B

Jodeci, we got you!)