Oh he's Taiwanese, starring in movies

He's a kung-fu freak - Jackie Chan is he

If you need a hero, he's gonna be around

If you're a bad guy, he's gonna beat you down

If you're all alone and you're getting whooped

Honey he'll show up, and he'll back you up

He can beat Ralph Machio, or Mr. Miyagi

Jean Claude Van Damme is tough but he can't compete

Jackie Chan is he, he's in your T.V

Oh, he can do a high kick

He can do a roundhouse

He can punch your teeth out

Might be just one guy

Maybe more than ten guys

He'll still get the knockout

'Cuz you know he's got a black belt in Jiu Jitsu

Karate and Kung-Fu, he's magic

He speaks with a cool accent; he's from the orient

Jackie Chan is he, he's in your TV

He's not like Arnold, or those other runts

He takes great pride in doing his own stunts

He leaps off buildings, don't do him no harm

He's broken forty bones in his left arm

Everybody was kung-fu fighting

Jackie Chan is fast as lightning

Everybody was kung-fu fighting

Jackie Chan is fast as lightning

Oh he's Taiwanese, starring in movies

He's a kung-fu freak - Jackie Chan is he

If you need a hero, he's gonna be around

If you're a bad guy, he's gonna beat you down