Hi! My name is...

(what?)

My name is...

(who?)

My name is..

(jicky-jicky)

Slim Anus!

Hi! My name is...

(what?)

My name is...

(who?)

My name is..

(jicky-jicky)

Fudge packer!

Excuse me?

Can I have the attention of your ass?

Hi kids, do you like Anus?

I let Dr. Dre fill up my butt for one chance to be famous.

Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?

Try sid; get your butt pumped out like I did.

My brain's dead weight.

I'm tryin'a get my head straight

But I can't figure out backstreet boy I wanna impregnate.

And Dr. Dre said

(Slim Shady, you a cutie)

uh-huh

(I've give you a deal; let me up in that bootie)

okay!

Since I was 12 I felt like I was someone else

'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt.

Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tit's off

She don't know how to do Tommy Lee

I suck his dick off!

Hi! My anus...

(what?)

My anus...

(who?)

My anus..

(jicky-jicky)

Gets _____

Excuse me?

(my anus) Every now and then gets filled up!

Can I have the attention of your ass?

__________________

(my anus) Really needs to be slimed up!

My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Jr. High

I told him to take his pants off

fucked him up -- he let me slide

I pinched his ass

He winked at me

He chased me around the desk

I told him "Come and get me!"

Went to the strip club

Had my jacket zipped up

Flashed the bar tender

(And I tried to fill his dick up)

Extra-terestrials running over pedestrians

In a space ship while they're screaming at me

"Let's just be friends!"

99% of my life I was lied to

I just found out Mom screws more guys than I do

I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper

She met ____, I couldn't believe it when he slapped her

I know you blew up when the women r