We got a theory

You see Mike, we got a theory

About magic and miracles (that′s right, that's right)

If magic is all we′ve ever known

Then it's easy to miss what really goes on

But I've seen miracles in every way

And I see miracles everyday

Oceans spanning beyond my sight

And a million stars way above ′em at night

We don′t have to be high to look in the sky

And know that's a miracle opened wide

Look at the mountains, trees, the seven seas

And everything chilling underwater, please

Hot lava, snow, rain and fog

Long neck giraffes, and pet cats and dogs

And I′ve seen eighty-five thousand people

All in one room, together as equals

Pure magic is the birth of my kids

I've seen shit that′ll shock your eyelids

The sun and the moon, and even Mars

The Milky Way and fucking shooting stars

UFOs, a river flows

Plant a little seed and nature grows

Niagara Falls and the pyramids

Everything you believed in as kids

Fucking rainbows after it rains

There's enough miracles here to blow your brains

I fed a fish to a pelican at ′Frisco bay

It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away

And music is magic, pure and clean

You can feel it and hear it, but it can't be seen

Can't be seen (are you a believer in miracles?)

Music is all magic

You can′t even hold it

(Do you notice and recognize miracles?)

It′s just there in the air

(Are you a believer in miracles?)

Pure motherfucking magic

Right?

This shit'll blow your motherfucking mind

Music is a lot like love, it′s all a feeling

And it fills the room, from the floor to the ceiling

I see miracles all around me

Stop and look around, it's all astounding

Water, fire, air, and dirt

Fucking madness, how do they work?

And I don′t wanna talk to a scientist

Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed

Solar eclipse, and vicious weather

Fifteen thousand Juggalos together

And I love my mom for giving me this time on this planet

Taking nothing for granted

I seen a caterpillar turn into a butterfly

Miracles ain′t nothing to lie

Shaggy's little boys look just like Shaggy

And my little boy looks just like daddy

Miracles each and every where you look

And nobody has to stay where they put

This world is yours for you to explore

There's nothing but miracles beyond your doors

The Dark Carnival is your invitation

To witness that without explanation

Take a look at this fine creation

And enjoy it better with appreciation

Crows, ghosts, the midnight coast

The wonders of the world, mysteries the most

Just open your mind, and it ain′t no way

To ignore the miracles of every day (and that′s real)

And that's real (are you a believer in miracles?)

Magic everywhere in this bitch

(Do you notice and recognize miracles?)

It′s all around you, you don't even know it

(Are you a believer in miracles?) Shit′s crazy

(Do you notice and recognize miracles?)

(So many miracles, the magic miracles)

Are you a believer in miracles?

Do you make time for the miracles?

Do you notice and recognize miracles?

So many miracles, the magic miracles

Are you a believer in miracles?

Do you make time for the miracles?

Do you notice and recognize miracles?

So many miracles, the magic miracles

Are you a believer in miracles?

Do you make time for the miracles?

Do you notice and recognize miracles?

So many miracles, the magic miracles

Well, we're here (fuck you)

We came all the way to Ass, Nevada

Come on

Where′s the show and where's our money?

They brought me here all the way from England

Where's me bloody hundred thousand pounds?

When′s the fuckin′ show gonna start already?

What I wanna know is where in the hell

Is my goddamn hundred thousand pounds

And where can I get some beer in this motherfucker?

Hmmm, I thought this was a carnival? (Boo)

Where's all the sexy kids at? (What the fuck)

Don′t tell me I brought all this candy for nothing

I didn't come all this way to stand around here

With all these goddamn tadpoles (let′s go)

Stop this shit so we can get paid

I came a long way to see this shit!