I′m bored

I'm the chairman of the bored

I′m a lengthy monologueI'm livin' like a dog

I′m bored

I bore myself to sleep at night

I bore myself in broad daylight

′Cause I'm bored

Just another slimey bore

I′m free to bore my well-bought friends

And spend my cash until the end

'Cause I′m bored

I'm bored

I′m the chairman of the bored

I'm sick

I'm sick of all my kicks

I′m sick of all the stiffs

I′m sick of all the dips

I'm bored

I bore myself to sleep at night

I bore myself in broad daylight

′Cause I'm bored

I′m bored

Just another dirty bore

All right doll-face

Come on and bore me

I'm sick

I′m sick of all my kicks

I'm sick of all the stiffs

I'm sick of all the dips

I′m sick

I′m sick when I go to sleep at night

I'm still sick in the broad daylight

′Cause I'm bored

I′m bored

I'm the chairman of the

Bored!