Got a brand new app, babe

Gonna check it out, babe

It′s the hottest thing around, finding chicks that are downFairy tale for the modern age

Looking for a girl who's limber

For a girl who′s quite the sinner

Cuz let's be honest here, it's the

Only reason I′m using Tinder

(Swipe to the left, to the left, to the left, to the left)

To the left, to the left, everything you own in a box where I swiped you

(Best of the best, of the best, of the best, of the best)

So what if my standards are high?

If they ain′t double D's, then ya know you gettin′ swiped

Ooh, don't you know, that we′re gone girl

That we're falling in, falling in love

Oh you know, that it′s love

That we're falling in, baby

She ain't a model, so it′s off to the left she goes

That quite seductive pose, ain′t enough to wanna lose the clothes

And I never message first, and when I do it's quite rehearsed

It′s a blessing and a curse, when I gotta satiate the thirst

Haven't checked my Tinder lately

Gotta see who′s my new lady

But it's getting kinda weird, cuz I haven′t got a

Notification in 'bout a week and a half, babe

And I'm getting kinda desperate

And I′m not about to accept it

Even though it′s dumb, gotta give it a go

Got a Daffy Duck face (swipe to the right)

Tanner than Full House (swipe to the right)

Look so dirty, I can smell her from here

Call her Pig-Pen's sister (swipe to the right)

She watch Big Bang Theory (swipe to the right)

My cousin Amy (swipe to the right)

Apparently she doesn′t have a pulse, huh

Well I'll make it work, swipe

Ooh, don′t you know, that we're gone girl

That we′re falling in, falling in love

Oh you know, that it's love

That we're falling in, baby

I′m running outta time, tryna get myself a dime

Tryna cross that finish line, unsuccessful in my prime

It′s getting critical, like I'm invisible

Looking to get physical, end result is pitiful

It′s like a modern-day Cinderella

But with less magic rats and more casual sex

Yo clean it up Nicky

Ooh, don't you know, that we′re gone girl

That we're falling in, falling in love

Oh you know, that it′s love

That we're falling in, baby

What's wrong with a face-to-face? What′s wrong with a proper date?

It′s all about the chase, before ya go for second base

What's wrong with the song-and-dance? What′s wrong with a little romance?

Give yourself a fighting chance before you get inside her pants