Amy, girl, you′ve heard it all,

And you don't wanna hear no more

Let me be there when you fall,Let me be your bedroom floor

You gave him the best nine months of your life

Then he left you crying on the lawn

But he promises if you give him ′til Friday

What's-her-name will be gone

Amy, girl, you've heard it all,

And you don′t wanna hear no more

Let me be there when you fall,

Let me be your bedroom floor

When he calls you, you start freaking out

You get angry when you see his name

But his T-shirt fits you and he likes No Doubt

I don′t know who's to blame

Amy, girl, you′ve heard it all,

And you don't wanna hear no more

Let me be there when you fall,

Let me be your bedroom floor

He keeps asking for a second chance

You keep telling him "fuck off and die"

He′ll say anything to get inside your pants

I'm not that type of guy

Amy, girl, you′ve heard it all,

And you don't wanna hear no more

Let me be there when you fall,

Let me be your bedroom floor

Amy, girl, you've heard it all,

And you don′t wanna hear no more

Let me be there when you fall,

Let me be your bedroom floor