I′m gonna get you a big balloon

A box of chocolates and some cheap perfume

Happy Valentine's Day to youHope it′s better than mine

'Cause my dog's about to die, yeah

Got her back when I was 15

My parents split up, so they gave her to me

My consolation prize, a real dream (dream, dream)

But she always liked my momma better

And I don′t even care what my best friends are doing

I′m in bed with the devil and I kinda need a drink

Let's take a shot of holy water, lay it all to waste

I′m a bad dream, baby and I'll never go away

I′m a bad dream, baby, and I'll never go away (oh)

I′m worried about Britney Spears

It's pretty fucked up how her dad runs her life

I wish my dad was more involved in mine

But not like that, really not like that, yeah

My girlfriend's at Coco′s house

She′s basically the nicest person

Really wish I could be like that

But I'm not like that, really not like that, yeah

And I don′t even care what my best friends are doing

I'm in bed with the devil and I kinda need a drink

Let′s take a shot of holy water, lay it all to waste

I'm a bad dream, baby and I′ll never go away

I'm a bad dream, baby and I'll never go away

I just smoked a whole pack of Parliaments

I wanna go back to partying

Even though I′m old

Remember hangin′ out at Grumpy's?

Chillin′ with some dudes in their forties

They always had my back

But never had their own

Kinda wonder what they're doing now

If they had dogs and they had to put ′em down

Hope my girl's somewhere barkin′ in the clouds

With her dead pet friends

Where their love don't end

I don't even care what my best friends are doing

I′m in bed with the devil and I kinda need a drink

Let′s take a shot of holy water, lay it all to waste

I'm a bad dream, baby and I′ll never go away

I'm a bad dream, baby and I′ll never go away