We are Siamese if you please

We are siamese if you don't please

We are former residents of Siam

There is no finer cat than I am

Do you see that thing swimming round and round

Maybe we can reaching in and make it drown

If we sneaking up upon it carefully

There'll be a head for you and a tail for me

We are Siamese if you please

We are Siamese if you don't please

Now we're looking over our new domicile

If we like we stay for maybe quite awhile

(Growl)

(Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty)

Do you hear what i hear? A baby cry

Where we findin' baby there's milk nearby

And if we look in baby buggy there could be

Plenty of milk for you, and also some for me

(Reow)

We are Siamese if you please

We are Siamese if you don't please

Now we're looking over our new domicile

If we like we stay for maybe quite awhile

We are Siamese if you please

We are siamese if you dont please

We are former residents of Siam

There is no finer cat than I am (No I am)

There is no finer cat than I am (No I am)

There are no finer cats than we am