You know, man, sometimes it feels like even the smallest things are a battle

And it′s because they are

My Turf Type All EliteKBG under feet

My place, my home

My lawn is the drop zone

Turf Type All Elite

KBG under feet

My place, my home

My lawn is the drop zone

I'm out here with this Weed and Feed

Putting it down before the seed

Tell me again that I can′t overseed everything

I overseed my KBG

I'm growing a lawn, you're growing weeds

I′m sharpening blades, while I′m smoking greens

Take a look at this field of trees

Mines thriving like a Hickory

It's the perfect height, it′s lush and green

It's spreading like Covid-19

As I dominate this block so clean

I try to stay positive and not get mean

You don′t deserve to call that a lawn, bro

Looks like it's cared for by John Doe

You′d be better off just giving up

You'll get a pat on the back when you get a patio

I try not to get so negative sometimes, but I can't help it

I mean, I mean, just, just, just look at these other yards, man

Their nothing like mine

My Turf Type All Elite

KBG under feet

My place, my home

My lawn is the drop zone

Turf Type All Elite

KBG under feet

My place, my home

My lawn is the drop zone

Turf Type All Elite

KBG under feet

My place, my home

My lawn is the drop zone

Turf Type All Elite

KBG under feet

My place, my home

My lawn is the drop zone

The lawn ain′t a race, it′s a competition

You ain't winning, this is over

You look like you′re armed with a dandelion farm

And I barely have any clover

I'm out here debating it, getting reel and dropping it that much lower

But your yard looks like an old parking lot

That you ran over with a broken mower

The quest of life is to learn, then my player classification is knower

But I still haven′t learned to mow a straight line and fool anyone I was sober

And I'm such a dick, I dominate so slick

That other yards don′t even look right

Lawn care guys ask for tips and if they should cut my height

The cars slow down when my stripes come into sight

I'm not saying my lawns the, but it smells like Milorganite

I'm not saying my lawns the, but it smells like Milorganite

I′m not saying my lawns the, but it smells like Milorganite

Oh man, I was trying not to get dirty there, and then it just came out

It just, It just it′s the Milorganite, it just got everywhere

And it smells like success up in here

My Turf Type All Elite

KBG under feet

My place, my home

My lawn is the drop zone

Turf Type All Elite

KBG under feet

My place, my home

My lawn is the drop zone

Out here slinging bags so fast, probably being watched by the DEA

The heles overhead have the best view of how I cut my stripes today

Probably not be able to figure it out, and my compound they will surely raid

They should be nervous, I'm less scrupulous and less trusted than the DOJ

Amount of Milorganite I′m swimming in, I'm probably being watched by the EPA

For filling up truck loads at a time, like a less destructive Timmy McVeigh

I′m out here for revenge, I came to dominate, so clear the way

Because my yards staying green and lush, in the summer, I dance and pray for rain

And all my neighbors went outside, and they felt like they prayed for pain

Got white powder all over their yard, rubbing it in like Novocain

Because after work is done, we rest, start the next project today

That's why you can′t catch me, I'm more covert than the CIA

Going to try and catch me as I drive this whole damn take away

All you can do is open up another bag, lay it down, spray and pray

All you can do is open up another bag, lay it down, spray and pray

All you can do is open up another bag, lay it down and spray and pray

Oh man, I tried to stay positive that time too, and I still got negative

I'm just so far ahead of everybody, and it′s not hard, dude

Just go watch some like, Lawn Care Nut, GCI Turf, Or Yard Brah, you′ll get it

My Turf Type All Elite

KBG under feet

My place, my home

My lawn is the drop zone

Turf Type All Elite

KBG under feet

My place, my home

My lawn is the drop zone

Turf Type All Elite

KBG under feet

My place, my home

My lawn is the drop zone

Turf Type All Elite

KBG under feet

My place, my home

My lawn is the drop zone