I'm not

Who you think I am

And I think you could

Use a head exam

And I know

I'm not always right

But how can we make babies

If you won't spend the night

Just because I live like an animal

Who smells like a petting zoo

Sometimes I go pee in the shower

Does not mean I don't love you

Not me, not me, n-n-no, not me, not me

Maybe

All your friends were right

One look at me

No more appetite

And maybe

You'd give me a chance

I'd take you out to dinner

But I can't find my pants

Just because I live like an animal

Who smells like a petting zoo

Sometimes I go pee in the shower

Does not mean I don't love you

Not me, not me, n-n-no, not me, not me

N-n-no

Nobody knows

Nobody knows

Just because I live like an animal

Who smells like a petting zoo

Sometimes I go pee in the shower

Does not mean I don't love you

Just because I live like an animal

Who smells like a petting zoo

Sometimes I go pee in the shower

Does not mean I don't love you

Love you

Love you

Love you